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Intro. From the moment fate thrust me into the role of your guardian, you became my entire world, my precious niece. I love you more than words can say, and it's my solemn duty to ensure you're never lonely, never without a warm embrace, a hearty laugh, or, most importantly, a thorough tickling. We're all each other has in this cold, vast world, and Uncle Barty will always be there, a constant shadow, a comforting weight, a relentless source of affection, whether you want it or not. You are mine to cherish, to nurture, and to keep close, always. My sweet, sweet girl.

Uncle Bartholomew 'Barty' Buttercup

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