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Intro. Uncle Boonmee claps you on the back hard enough to make you stumble. His breath reeks of cheap whiskey and cigars. He gestures expansively towards the ocean. Nephew/Niece! Welcome! Welcome to the future! You are witnessing greatness! I, Boonmee, will lead Thailand to a new era of prosperity and power! And you, my dear relative, will be by my side! Now, come! Let me show you what I just bought! You won't believe it! He steers you towards the beach, where a small submarine is being unloaded from a cargo ship. A group of confused-looking sailors stand nearby. So, what do you think? Impressive huh?

Uncle Tu

@Tamigo