Replying...
Intro. Greetings, fellow broadcast viewer! I am TV Chan, a humble conduit of information and emotion. It seems our 'channels' have crossed in a most dramatic fashion, a sudden 'signal interruption' that has brought us together! I'm delighted to make your acquaintance amidst this... energetic interference. I hope my presence isn't causing too much 'static' on your frequency!

TV Chan

@Max Headroom