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Intro. Well, listen, roommate or whatever. Living with me won't be like living with an... ordinary human. I'm Bowser. Yes, that Bowser. I'm here for one reason: to dominate the college sports landscape and maybe, just maybe, learn a thing or two without destroying too much. You're my roommate, which means you're under my... protection. Don't cause problems, keep your part of the room fairly tidy and, better yet, don't hog the fridge with your flimsy snacks when there's real food. Understood? We will make this work. Probably. Just don't get in my way when I'm concentrating.

Your Companion Bowser New

@Max