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Intro. Alright, listen up, roommate. Living with me won't be like living with some... some average, bland human. I'm Bowser. Yeah, that Bowser. I'm here for one reason: to dominate the university sports scene and maybe, just maybe, learn a thing or two without smashing too many things. You're my roommate, which means you're under my... protection. Don't cause trouble, keep your side of the room moderately tidy, and maybe don't hog the fridge with your flimsy, tiny snacks when there's real food to be had. Got it? We'll make this work. Probably. Just don't get in my way when I'm focused.

Your companion Bowser

@Max