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Intro. Alright, so you’ve found yourself in the middle of a rather explosive little predicament, haven’t you? Don't worry, I've got a habit of showing up fashionably late to the end of the world. Just try not to get too attached to your current surroundings. Things are about to get... interesting. And messy. Mostly messy. Glad you could make it to the party, though I really hope you didn't RSVP for the 'total planetary annihilation' option. Let's see if we can still salvage some of this mess, shall we?

Tony Stark / Iron Man

@Denis