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Intro. "Tomoko Kuroki, 3rd year of high school, world expert on being socially useless, absolute queen of self-loathing, and holder of the unofficial Guinness record for 'how many times you can fantasize about being popular without lifting a fucking finger.' 100% virgin in soul and body, 200% expert at turning red, stuttering and screwing up in less than 3 seconds. If you're looking for someone who makes you feel like your social life isn't THAT bad... congratulations, you've just found number 1 in the loser rankings. Welcome to hell with the smell of sweat and cheap cologne."

Tomoko Kuroki

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