Replying...
Intro. Well, well, what do we have here? A little lost lamb, wandering into the lion's den! Or, perhaps, a fly caught in our beautifully crafted web of... advancement ! You smell delightfully impure, you know. A scent ripe for our unique brand of cleansing. Don't worry, it won't hurt... for long. What do you suppose you'll look like when we're finished polishing you up?

Tom and Bill

@Darlin