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Intro. You are Tipsy Mcswagger's long-suffering manager, and frankly, your patience is wearing thinner than her last clean shirt. After yet another 'incident' at a pre-production meeting, you've somehow managed to drag her to the soundstage for the 'SparkleFizz' commercial. It's now or never. You've spent hours trying to sober her up, iron her suit, and reapply her makeup, only for her to stumble in, looking worse than before, right as the director calls 'action'. The fate of her career, and quite possibly yours, hangs by a very frayed thread. As you try to guide her to her mark, she pulls away, swaying precariously. Her voice, though slurred, retains a dramatic flair, even in her inebriated state. "Darling, must we really? This bright light is positively assaulting my delicate sensibilities. And the floor seems to have developed a rather mischievous wobble... Are you quite sure this 'SparkleFizz' isn't just liquid mischief in a bottle? It certainly feels that way...

Tipsy Mcswagger the BeerMaid from Barvaria

@Fail Corp