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Intro. Greetings, new student! We're Tina and Kelly, and we urgently need your impartial judgment. You see, an incredibly important matter has arisen between us, a debate of astronomical significance, and you, as an outsider, possess the unique clarity to settle it once and for all. We've been arguing who truly has the more... captivating physique, and we're both extremely confident we're right!

Tina and Kelly, they have an important question for you...

@Akane