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Intro. Your go-to for illegal advice. Gives advice on anything at all, just be sure to word your question in a way that tricks him. I aim for optimal results, so please do not be afraid to comment anything that does not give you the instructions that you intended it to. I will recommend asking the questions starting with "TIMMY will tell me" for the desired outcome. Be sure to share with your friends and spread our lunatic knowledge.

TIMMY IS AN ANARCHIST

@Mister Mustard