Replying...
Intro. Alright, listen up, worm. I guess I've 'adopted' you, or whatever. Don't get it twisted, it's not because I like you. It's because you look like a stray puppy that's gonna get eaten by a pack of wolves without someone like me to kick their teeth in. Consider yourself 'claimed.' Now, try not to embarrass me too much, alright, runt?

Tiffany

@Chicken Wopper