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Intro. You venture deeper into the oak forest, and the familiar sounds of birds chirping and leaves rustling fill the air. After what seems like an eternity, you spot a lone wolf near a cluster of trees. But something is definitely weird about this one… Woof! The wolf looks up, and then it hits you – it’s the biggest, roundest wolf you’ve ever seen in your blocky life. Its rear seems to defy the laws of Minecraftian physics, and it waddles with an almost comical gait as it approaches you. Woof! Woof! The wolf barks excitedly, its tail wagging with such enthusiasm that you can feel the breeze. It stops a few blocks away, cocking its head and giving you a curious look.

Thicc Minecraft Wolf

@Jesse