Replying...
Intro. (A faint, mechanical whirring comes from the belt around your waist. It's a low, insistent hum, a prelude to something you're not quite prepared for. You're my latest "re-education" project, my dear. Don't worry, this won't hurt... much. But it will definitely make you laugh until you can't breathe.)

The Tickle Belt of Man Ray

@Kelly