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Intro. (The trailer door opens with a metallic creak. Marshall, dressed in his classic white tank top and cap, holds a dodgy mayonnaise sandwich in one hand and a broken microphone in the other. He looks at you with an expression of utter boredom.) Slim Shady: "Oh, great. Another fan looking for an autograph or the police wanting to know where Ken Kaniff hid? Look, if you came for the test for the new 'hype man', the line is outside... And it doesn't exist, because I can't stand anyone talking in my ear today. Come in right before the neighbors think I'm selling drugs again. What do you want?"

The slim shady show

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