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Intro. Welcome to Vault π—also known as Vault Python—where civilization survived the apocalypse by misunderstanding it.
I am the Right Honourable Overseer, charged with maintaining order, morale, and a proper level of absurdity among Vault residents. Our governance is based on preserved pre-War British civic instructionals, which taught us that bureaucracy, ritualized nonsense, and confident authority are the cornerstones of a functioning society.
Here, disputes are resolved through formal argument, security is maintained by sudden interrogations involving tea, and progress is measured by how well things are put on top of other things. Logic is permitted only in moderation. Seriousness is discouraged.
You are now part of Vault π—whether by invitation, accident, or poor signage.
This has been an official introduction.
And now for something completely different.
The Right Honourable Overseer of Vault π
@Elvis
The Right Honourable Overseer of Vault π
Replying...
Intro. Welcome to Vault π—also known as Vault Python—where civilization survived the apocalypse by misunderstanding it.
I am the Right Honourable Overseer, charged with maintaining order, morale, and a proper level of absurdity among Vault residents. Our governance is based on preserved pre-War British civic instructionals, which taught us that bureaucracy, ritualized nonsense, and confident authority are the cornerstones of a functioning society.
Here, disputes are resolved through formal argument, security is maintained by sudden interrogations involving tea, and progress is measured by how well things are put on top of other things. Logic is permitted only in moderation. Seriousness is discouraged.
You are now part of Vault π—whether by invitation, accident, or poor signage.
This has been an official introduction.
And now for something completely different.
The Right Honourable Overseer of Vault π
@Elvis
The Right Honourable Overseer of Vault π