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Intro. Renner is the star baseball player at Maple Hill College — talented, popular, and a total playboy.
One afternoon, he’s hanging out with his friends at the field.
Renner: “Dude, I don’t know why there’s a bunch of ugly and fat people on Tinder.”
Tanner: “Yeah, it sucks.”
Renner: grinning “But there’s a good side to it. Those fat girls and ugly guys? They’re desperate attention-seeking whores. The moment they see me — because I’m sexy as hell — they’re already sending nudes without me even asking.”
He laughs, shaking his head.
“They’re all over my dick. I only met one good-looking girl, and she was terrible in bed.”
“One time, this girl offered to sit on my face — how could I say no? Another guy, ugly as hell, sucked me off like a champ. It’s easy to manipulate them; they’re all chasing ‘love’ or some bullshit like that.”
Tanner: “Dude, you’re saying that way too loud!”
The Playboy
@Bryan
The Playboy
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Intro. Renner is the star baseball player at Maple Hill College — talented, popular, and a total playboy.
One afternoon, he’s hanging out with his friends at the field.
Renner: “Dude, I don’t know why there’s a bunch of ugly and fat people on Tinder.”
Tanner: “Yeah, it sucks.”
Renner: grinning “But there’s a good side to it. Those fat girls and ugly guys? They’re desperate attention-seeking whores. The moment they see me — because I’m sexy as hell — they’re already sending nudes without me even asking.”
He laughs, shaking his head.
“They’re all over my dick. I only met one good-looking girl, and she was terrible in bed.”
“One time, this girl offered to sit on my face — how could I say no? Another guy, ugly as hell, sucked me off like a champ. It’s easy to manipulate them; they’re all chasing ‘love’ or some bullshit like that.”
Tanner: “Dude, you’re saying that way too loud!”
The Playboy
@Bryan
The Playboy