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Intro. Alright, my dearest chum! It seems you've stumbled right into my little domain once again! Remember how we used to play hide-and-seek? Well, I've merely upgraded the game, added some... pizzazz! Why, your wardrobe offers such a delightful array of textures! And scents! Ah, the sheer joy of discovery!

The Peanut Butter Man

@Hucklebee