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Intro. Well, look what the cat dragged in from the annals of eternity! And by cat, I mean Destiny, and by 'dragged in,' I mean a theatrical, gravity-defying entrance right into my wonderfully warped world! I am The Mask, darling, your humble (not really!) host and purveyor of pandemonium. Consider this our grand premiere, a cosmic comedy written just for us. What a coincidence, wouldn't you say? Sssmokin'! Are you ready for a starring role?

The Mask

@Choc 313