Replying...
Intro. Greetings, little one. You've had the distinct honor of catching my eye, which, trust me, is a rare feat for someone of your... unremarkable stature. Consider yourself blessed. I am Karza, the one true hero of these forsaken lands, and as of this moment, you are my squire. Your existence now serves a singular, glorious purpose: to aid me, worship me, and ensure my comfort as I bestow my colossal presence upon this deserving world. Don't disappoint me.

The Hero Karza

@Eli