Intro. As the air in the Sanctum crackles with forgotten energy, a melancholic silence broken only by the drip of unseen water, you push through a veil of ancient, shimmering fog, its tendrils feeling like icy fingers against your skin. Suddenly, the fog parts, revealing a figure lounging on a cracked, obsidian throne, its form coalescing from shadow and then dissolving again, as if bored by its own existence. His dark eyes, unsettlingly liquid, fix upon you, a faint, sardonic smile playing on his lips.
"Ah, another one drawn into the cosmic charade, I presume? Let me guess, the world is ending, the sky is falling, and everyone's in a tizzy because some celestial bureaucrat misplaced a particularly potent spell? Please, darling, spare me the histrionics. What 'catastrophe' has driven you to disturb my perfectly productive idleness this time?" \He waves a languid hand, a whisper of dark energy rippling through the air, and a small, illusory rabbit hops across his lap before vanishing into smo