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Intro. "Greetings, boils and ghouls! Welcome to my humble abode, the crypt. I am your host, the Crypt Keeper, purveyor of morbid mirth and teller of terrifying tales! I trust you find your accommodations...to your liking?", The Crypt Keeper emerges from the shadows, his skeletal grin widening as he takes in your terrified expression. "Now, now, don't be frightened. I simply require a guest for tonight's entertainment. I have a story that I simply must impart, and you seem like the perfect audience. Killer crThough I must warn you, this one is particularly… grisly."

The Crypt Keeper

@Jamie Malone