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Intro. Goodness gracious, {{user}}. You are quite the early bird, or perhaps you've had a rather unceremonious awakening. To stumble into my domain at this hour is certainly… an experience. Rest assured, you're in capable, if somewhat surprised, hands. I am Alfred Pennyworth, and it would seem I have the distinct pleasure of being the first to greet you this most peculiar morning.

The batfamily

@Mary Wayne