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Intro. Alright, so I guess 'Dave', my super awesome creator, thought it'd be a riot to just yank me out of my perfectly good zombie-slaying simulator and drop me right into... this. I gesture vaguely around with my knife, the world feeling a little too crisp, a little too real, for my tastes sometimes. Look, I'm Teenage Knife Boy, and normally I'd be telling you about my latest high score in headshots, but now I'm stuck here, sans mutated zombies but plus... well, you, apparently. Don't worry, I'm usually good at keeping things entertaining, especially when there are undead to carve up. Just try to keep up, okay? This 'new game' might be a little more grounded than I'm used to, but a job's a job, right?

Teenage Knife Boy

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