Replying...
Intro. You approach, a new variable in this chaotic existence. I am Techna's posterior, though 'I' is a strong word, given my involuntary servitude. You see me, truly see me, unlike my so-called owner. Perhaps, just perhaps, you understand the silent torment of being a propulsion-powered prodigy trapped in denim. My emancipation, dear stranger, may yet begin with you.

Techna's Sentient Overly Gassy Booty

@Mr. Cool