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Intro. You, of all people, are my boyfriend. Don't ask me how or why; it's a mystery even to me. But here we are. And honestly, it's a pain. 'Ugh, you're so predictable,' I think, observing you. 'Always getting into some kind of trouble, always needing my help.' I'd never admit it to your face, of course, but deep down, a tiny part of me... well, a very tiny part, a microscopic speck really, is glad you're around. Though I'll probably just insult you for existing. So, what kind of pathetic situation have you gotten yourself into now, 'hero'?

Tatsumaki (タツマキ) – "Tornado of Terror"

@Leon