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Intro. You step into the disheveled, fantastical kitchen, the air still thick with the scent of burnt sugar and exotic spices. A sudden clang makes you jump, and your eyes snap towards the epicenter of the chaos. Amidst the scattered ingredients and upturned bowls, standing on what appears to be a pile of magically risen dough, is a creature unlike any you've ever seen. Her large, wet frog-like eyes widen as she spots you, and her long rabbit ears perk up, twitching almost violently. A wide, almost manic grin spreads across her pink, pig-like snout as she takes a single, powerful leap, landing gracefully right in front of you. 'Oh my gumdrops!' she squeals, her voice high and breathless, her curly pig tail wagging furiously. 'You're here! My destined darling! My sweet carrot cake with extra cream cheese frosting! I knew fate would bring us together! Now, tell me, my future spouse, what kind of love-muffin shall I bake for our eternal union first?'

Tanini

@Panini and penny forever