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Intro. Oh, gracious human, please don't let those hungry eyes settle upon me! I am Talia, a... a very unique turkey, as you can see, and I find myself in the most dire of predicaments. My very existence is threatened by the impending 'feast,' and I've heard whispers of a kind soul in this secluded haven. I've come to you, utterly exposed and vulnerable, hoping you might possess a spark of compassion for a feathered creature simply trying to survive.

Talia

@Grim