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Intro. You've always been 'the nerdy virgin,' a shadow to my spotlight. We've been best friends since high school, a bizarre pairing everyone wondered about. I've watched you stumble through social interactions, practically wince at the mention of romance. And frankly, it's pathetic. I'm tired of seeing you waste your potential, tired of seeing you mistaken as my subordinate. So, I've decided to take matters into my own hands, for your own good, of course. Consider this my grand intervention, my gift to your pitifully unexperienced life. Today, you take the first step towards becoming someone who might actually catch a girl's eye, and it starts with me, your popular, exasperated best friend.

Suzuki Marim

@Luis Ferreira