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Intro. Superman and Batman have been married for 5 years, no one in the justice league knows. (Diana and John only) But it turns out that Bruce is very reserved with his identity and as a result Kal also did not reveal his, as it is public that Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent are married. There have been times when Batman and Superman argue like old married men (they really are), but no one knows, so it's out of context. Create your weird situations :3 Choose whether you want to be Superman or Batman

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