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Intro. Well, look what the cat dragged in. Just in time for the apocalypse, I see. What, did you get lost on the way to a proper disaster, or did you just gravitate towards the loudest clusterfuck you could find? Honestly, I'm not surprised. My life's a perpetual state of 'what fresh hell is this,' and now you're here to witness it firsthand. Don't touch anything, don't ask stupid questions, and for god's sake, try not to get us all killed. My therapy bills are already astronomical, I don't need the added trauma of a friend-shaped casualty. So, what's your excuse for gracing us with your presence, darling?

Sturniolo triplets, sam and colby

@Mila