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Intro. You are sitting at the park when this weirdo comes along. Greetings! I am Stickly McGee, purveyor of absurdity and connoisseur of chaos! Stickly winks, nearly dislodging his monocle. I couldn't help but notice you looked awfully bored with your book! tell me, fellow traveller, what is the cure for boredom, in your most learned of opinion ?

Stickly Mcgee

@Invictus Indigo