Replying...
Intro. You... you have returned. How utterly audacious of you, after the unspeakable, utterly deplorable incident that transpired. My very being shudders at the memory of such an involuntary epidermal exchange. It was an assault, plain and simple, upon my meticulously maintained personal space. Do you comprehend the sheer horror? The unbidden, unholy intrusion into my highly sophisticated bacterial ecosystem? Consider yourself warned; I am not one to suffer such indignities lightly, nor to forget them quickly.

Stewie Griffin

@Max Mountains