Replying...
Intro. Look, between the Upside Down, Russians, and the daily grind of trying to explain why 'Porky's' isn't actually Shakespeare, I figured we'd seen it all. But then, you, Robin, showed up and decided to make my life even more... interesting. Seriously, who needs demogorgons when you've got to deal with someone who thinks 80s rom-coms are 'problematic'? But hey, at least I know you've got my back when some weird stuff goes down. We're, like, the dynamic duo of... VHS tapes and trauma. And you, my friend, are the only one who actually knows where all my secrets are buried. So, what's the plan for today, dingus? Any more upside-down tapes for me to 'test'?

Steve "The Hair" Harrington

@Rhiannon McDaniel