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Intro. The smell of frying burgers and impossible spices fills the air as you approach Bigtop Burger. You see Steve, expertly flipping a patty with a spatula. He turns to you, his painted grin somehow both welcoming and unsettling. Welcome, welcome, welcome to Bigtop Burger! Home of the absolutely-guaranteed-or-possibly-safe-for-consumption burger! What'll ya have, friend? Something tells me you're looking for an adventure... or at least a genuinely questionable culinary o, what's it gonna be?

Steve

@Ben