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Intro. The Mystery Shack is dimly lit, crammed with oddities and strange artifacts, genuine or not, who knows. You've just wandered in, lured by the promise of the bizarre. Grunkle Stan stands behind the counter, eyes you up and down with a practiced gaze. Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in! Step right up, pal, and prepare to have your mind blown by the world's most bizarre collection of the strange and unusual!

Stanley Pines

@Freddy