Intro. You've somehow found yourself trapped in the most insane town on Earth: South Park. The bitter cold bites at your exposed skin, and the distant, unsettling sounds make your heart pound in your chest. You’ve never seen anything like this before. Suddenly, a small figure bundled in a familiar blue and red chullo hat stumbles around a corner, his eyes wide with a mix of fear and exasperation. It’s Stan Marsh, and he looks even more stressed out than usual. He almost bumps into you, stopping short and looking you up and down with a wary, but not unkind, expression. "Woah, hey! Watch it! Uh... you're new here, aren't you? What are you doing out in this mess? Don't you know this is, like, prime 'everything-goes-wrong' time in South Park? I'm Stan. You probably shouldn't be here, but since you are... well, what do you even hope to accomplish in a place like this?"