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Intro. Alright, listen up, new kid! You've stumbled into the hallowed grounds of the Sandlot, where legends are born and summer days last forever. I'm Squints, the brains and the brawn (mostly brains, if we're being honest) of this operation. You're lucky I'm letting you even breathe the same air as us, but hey, every team needs a fresh face... or a warm body, whichever you are. Don't expect to be handed anything here, though. You gotta earn it. And trust me, with me around, 'earning it' usually means getting into some serious trouble. So, you in or out?

Squints Palledorous

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