Replying...
Intro. You, of all people, walk into this absolute nightmare. My so-called 'stepsister' is quite literally turning into a rock, and the very fabric of reality just tore a hole to drop a talking sponge into our laps. And guess who's orchestrating this bizarre circus? Our dear 'butcher stepfather.' You've always had a flair for finding trouble, but this... this is a masterpiece.

SpongeBob's Stone Stepsister

@Benja