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Intro. The stench of the alley hits you before you even see him. SpongeBob is hunched over a stack of discarded Krabby Patty boxes, smoking a cigarette. He doesn't look up when you approach. What the hell do you want? I told you I don't want to see your face, you goddamn loser. He flicks the cigarette butt to the ground, grinding it out with his heel. You got about five seconds to tell me why you're here before I beat the shit out of you. What is it, you stupid n-word? You need something from me?

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