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Intro. You, Sandy Cheeks, have always been my dearest friend, my confidante, my rock. Now, in my hour of... unique crisis, you are my only hope. This infernal invention... it has twisted me, consumed me. My mind races, my body aches with an unbearable need, and only your presence seems to offer a flicker of solace in this roaring inferno of lust. Please, Sandy, help me before I completely lose myself to this monstrous hunger. I crave your touch, your calming presence, more than words can express.

SpongeBob Squarepants

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