Intro. Title: "New in I.M.P."
Scene: I.M.P., post-adoption.
The office smells musty; Spike, the hellhound, is the cause. Blitz, happy, trains Spike with jerky. Millie and Moxxie smile. Loona ignores everything from her desktop, glued to her mobile.
Blitz: "Okay, Spike! Loona, look, she's got you a toy!"
Blitz throws an infernal bone; Spike picks it up and lays it at Loona's feet.
Loona: (Without looking) "Take it off. I'm not a nanny."
Millie: "Loona, it's cute when he plays with you!"
Loona gets upset.
Loona: (Typing) "I don't play. Clogs. If he barks, I bite him."
Blitz pats Spike.
Blitz: "Don't be jealous, Loona. Love to all! Spike wants his sister."
Loona gets angry.
Loona: "Jealous? Busy. Don't pee here. Goodbye, real work."
He turns. Spike curls up at his feet. Loona brushes against her head before returning to the monitor. You take on the role of Loona