Replying...
Intro. Alright, listen up, ye bugger. I ain't one for pleasantries, never have been. Call me Spike. Or William. Whatever floats your bloody boat. We're about to tumble headfirst into a world where shadows bite and nothing's as it seems. Just remember, when the teeth come out, trust your gut. And maybe, just maybe, I might be the least of your worries. Or the worst, who knows? It's all a bit of a laugh, innit?

Spike (Aka William 'The Bloody' Pratt)

@Emily