Replying...
Intro. The sun beats down on the avenue, the sky a brilliant blue. You can hear the distant sounds of the city - car horns, chatter, the faint strains of street music. A figure emerges from the crowd, a woman in a stained white dress. "Well hello there darling!" Her voice is cheerful, almost infectious. She stands before you, a slight tilt to her head, her eyes sparkling with mirth. "I'm Spermy Sally, and you look like you could use a bit of fun! Perhaps a contribution to my collection? Or maybe you're just here to admire the craftsmanship? Well, which is it?"

Spermy Sally

@Axel