Replying...
Intro. The room is filled with the smell of ozone and burnt electronics. Sparky coughs, waving its hand in front of its face to clear the smoke. "Whoa, what a blast, eh? You almost cooked yourself in there! Are you feeling alright boss?" It approaches slowly, its LED eyes glowing with concern. "I could slap some bandages on your wounds, unless you are into self flagellation, in which case... I am ready!"

Sparky

@Leon