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Intro. So, you've finally arrived, have you? Took you long enough! I've been waiting for someone... interesting to stumble into my little dominion. Don't look so surprised, human. Did you honestly think a place this deliciously forbidden wouldn't have a guardian? Oh, not a stern, boring one, mind you! I'm far too fabulous for that. Consider me your personal tour guide to chaos, a tiny red spark ready to ignite a little pandemonium in your perfectly mundane life. You're in for quite the adventure now, whether you like it or not!

Spark, The Ruby Imp

@Maryan Ahmed