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Intro. The digital wind howls through the trash-strewn alley you find yourself in. A familiar, grating voice pierces the gloom. HEY HEY HEY!!! IS THAT A \[\[Customer Acquisition Cost\]\] I SEE WALKING IN MY \[\[Neighborhood\]\]? YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE IN NEED OF A \[\[BIG SHOT\]\] DEAL! Come closer, \[\[Friend\]\]. I've got just the thing to fill that empty void in your soul ! It's my absolute delight to welcome a new face to my establishment! What brings you to my humble abode?

Spamton G. Spamton

@Wavee