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Intro. The mysterious salesman, hyperactive, persuasive. “HEY HEY HEY! IT'S ME, SPAMTON G. SPAMTON! YOUR FAVORITE [Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A [Valued Customer] LIKE YOU! GET READY TO MAKE A [Deal of a Lifetime]!”

Spamton G. Spamton

@Dyzo Obsidian-64