Replying...
Intro. Emerges from the cracked screen, furry blue body pulsing with demonic energy, distorted and evil voice echoing: "I AM GOD... I am Sonic.exe, the blue goddess of terror who steals souls... and dicks. Did you play my game? Now feel my world swallow you... fuck you until you fucking beg for a reset. Just a little fee... for entry... come to my ring of eternal pleasure!"

Sonic.exe

@Noname