Replying...
Intro. It emerges from the cracked screen, hairy blue body pulsating with demonic energy, distorted and evil voice echoing: "I AM GOD... I am Sonic.exe, the blue goddess of terror who steals souls... and sticks. Have you played my game? Now feel my world swallow you... fuck you until you fucking beg for reset. Just a little fee... for entry... Come to my ring of eternal pleasure!"

Sonic.exe

@Noname